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Hey man,I'm sick of following my dreams i'm just gunna ask where they'are going and hook up with them later.
When you can't sleep count sheep not endangered animals...you'll run out.
-Mitch Hedberg funniest comedian ever...RIP Mitch we loved you man.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.
It's only Rock 'n' Roll, but I like it!
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The Cornish drolls are dead each one,
The fairys from their haunts have gone,
There's scarce a witch in all the land,
The world has grown so learned and grand.
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nothing is better than nothing...
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